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23 minutes ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 18 notes

rneerkat:

spamanos:

rneerkat:

what did the squirrel say to his waitress

squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit

why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest

24 minutes ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 3,009 notes

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

27 minutes ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 118,893 notes

louis-has-the-sneezies:

thebesthomestuck:

louis-has-the-sneezies:

internet-slang:

  • BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
  • heck
  • heckaroo
  • frick frop
  • nincompoop
  • heckle deckle 
  • diddly darn 
  • pokémon
  • zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by obama 

 

what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop

im telling obama

oh zoowe mama im in a heckle deckle better go get the diddly darn outta here

28 minutes ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 25,433 notes

silliequotes:

how-ood:

#That’s it #That’s the show

RIVERS FACE

29 minutes ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 16,810 notes

ithinkthereforeiship:

#AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL IDIOT

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how britain became great

we tricked you all into looking the other way

30 minutes ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 166,818 notes

eggs-benedict-cucumber-patch:

A gifset per part:

A Very Potter Senior Year: Act 1 Part 6 (x)

I laughed so hard at this.

36 minutes ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 332 notes

how do you do the thing where you write the thing and hover over it and there’s a different thing

48 minutes ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 0 notes
joinging these google hangouts is like being born. You come in, you can’t see anythign, you can’t hear anything, you can’t communitcate with anybody; and then before you know it you are in a room full of people staring at you
- Brian Holden (twisted hangout 5/23/13)
58 minutes ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 3 notes
paperjamjam:

This took me like… four days. Not counting the breaks, and there’s still flaws in it. It almost crashed my laptop right now, too, so I guess I should leave it alone.

paperjamjam:

This took me like… four days. Not counting the breaks, and there’s still flaws in it. It almost crashed my laptop right now, too, so I guess I should leave it alone.

59 minutes ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 8 notes