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faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

9 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 553,238 notes

carboxilica:

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

write a book

9 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 46,540 notes

Get to know me: [1/5] non-human characters
↳ Ryuk ● Humans are interesting!

9 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 1,322 notes
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barakatgaskarth69:

omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

I THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

10 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 324,031 notes

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

10 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 265,090 notes

hrmphfft:

so I’ve come across my fair share of glitches in my short time playing skyrim, but I don’t think anything can beat the impromptu riverdance performance my followers just held

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12 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 32,293 notes

wallylock:

when you share your evil schemes with your friends

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14 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 14,676 notes

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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14 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 43,885 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

14 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 61,090 notes

lolo9000:

Molotov Mini-Nukes?!

1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 109 notes