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what did the squirrel say to his waitress
squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit
why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- heck
- heckaroo
- frick frop
- nincompoop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- pokémon
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by obama
what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop
im telling obama
oh zoowe mama im in a heckle deckle better go get the diddly darn outta here
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how britain became great
we tricked you all into looking the other way
how do you do the thing where you write the thing and hover over it and there’s a different thing




